Do you know this man?

During the reception, we sent our crack junior photographer, Cooper Teboe, to catch some, uh, candid shots of the guests.

When he wandered into the woods, however, he got more than he bargained for. Frightened by the man in the red shirt, he hastily took the blurry photo above.


Hastily trying to beat a retreat and take another picture, he snapped one of the ground. Or maybe it’s some grey stone or something. We’re not sure.

Cooper then spent the rest of the evening trying to discover the identity of the man in the red shirt. He was told the man’s name is “John.”

But is it really? Closer analysis of the photo by our research team reveals that perhaps it was a Bigfoot dressed in human clothes to get a better look at the wedding. Or maybe an alien in disguise, hoping to learn more about our strange human ways.

We’ll never know for sure.